Best sex toy advent calendars for Christmas 2024, reviewed by our writers and editors
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You already know we're fans of advent calendars stuffed with viral beauty buys and gold-plated jewels. But it's our pleasure to remind you that sex toy advent calendars are absolutely a thing, with 12 or 24-day hampers designed to help you embrace your sensual side before 2024 is out.
Here’s a quick reminder that regular rounds of self-pleasure — manual or automatic and aided by the best vibrators — are good for you. An orgasm prompts a swift boost in dopamine (the feel-good hormone) and oxytocin (the natural love drug), meaning it doubles as a natural mood booster — as well as a pain-killer and sleep enhancer.
But for the skeptical who say alternative advent calendars stuffed with sex toys are full of novelty naughties that no one wants; uh, no. Behind those doors, you'll find an array of full-sized rabbit vibrators, clit suckers, cock rings and lube, from sex toy shops like Lovehoney, Ann Summers, and SheSpot. Yep, your options have boomed in recent years, with all the major sexual wellness brands now joining in on the battery-powered fun.
Although, with these saucy advent calendars flying off the shelves every year, likely due to the fact they kit you out with all the essentials and save you a small fortune while doing so, we suggest you act quickly. So get festive and embrace every fantasy, we insist.
How we test the best sex toy advent calendars
If you’ve read any of our sex toy reviews, you’ll know that we’re quite happy to climax and tell. We’ve spent the last few months calling in a range from our favourite retailers to the GLAMOUR office, before unwrapping each to consider the quality and range of the sex-ssories stowed inside.
Our (very willing) volunteers received one alternative advent calendar each and, at the time of testing, identified as male, female, or gender-neutral. They were aged between 24 and 42, plus sat at various points on the neurodiversity spectrum. Some were total beginners when it came to sex tech, while others already had a regular rotation of tailored teasers, and all were asked to use water-based lube during testing to prevent chafing or irritation.
After a few rounds of adult activity, the members of our team were asked the hefty question: would they recommend it to a friend? Spoiler: only those awarded an enthusiastic ‘yes’ made it into our edit.
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The best sex toy advent calendars for Christmas 2024.
1/15Best for Her Solo Satisfaction
Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024
- Worth: £232.87.
- Number of doors: 12.
- Top gift: Lovehoney Indulge Clitoral Suction Stimulator (£69.99).
What’s inside? We didn’t think it could get much better than Lovehoney’s 2023 Rose Advent Calendar, considering it centered around the vibe of the century — and no, we're not going to apologise for exaggerating. The hype around the Rose isn't wilting, despite the vibe having been around since 2022.
However, the brand has gone over and above to satisfy this festive season, (almost) doubling the number of full-sized vibes per calendar. Make room in your bedside for nine pulsers, including a limited edition — and arguably more demure — indigo Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator. The dual-ended toy has a contactless clit sucker at one end and a ribbed G-spot probe at the other, our testers confirm it delivers many a blended orgasm with ease.
But it’s not all about your short-term satisfaction. Regular use of those jiggle balls — also known as pleasure balls, love eggs, and Ben Wa balls — could strengthen your pelvic floor, boost your bladder control, and strengthen your orgasms in one. Yeah, the e-tailer really has thought of it all.Meet you at the checkout?
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Pros & ConsPros- Packed for C-, G-, A-spot and nipple play
- Upgrade the finger vibe/G-spot probe/anal beads from manual to automatic with that bullet vibe
Cons- That mini magic wand isn’t especially premium — or powerful
2/15Best Sex Toy Advent Calendar for Beginners
SheSpot X Killing Kittens 12 Days of Pleasure Gift Set
- Worth: £350.
- Number of doors: 12.
- Top gift: Je Joue Mimi Soft Clitoral Vibrator (£75).
What’s inside? Let's get you up to speed on SheSpot, an e-tailer synonymous — at least in the GLAMOUR office — with sensual exploration. Offering a curated edit of the best teasers and brands, it's a beginner's paradise… as is its 2024 advent calendar.
While a little light on toys, lucky recipients will receive 12 presents from as many retailers, including an iridescent glass butt plug from Belgian-based Biird and confidence-prompting undies from the pros at Agent Provocateur.
But it also wants to ensure you're stocked up on the basics, with both water-based and silicone lube, ultra-thin condoms, plus a duo of stimulating gels stuffed into every hamper.
Pros & ConsPros- Kits you out with all the essentials — lube, a massage candle, and condoms
- This one’s customisable — opt for a pair of Agent Provocateur tie-side briefs or nipple pasties
Cons- We’d say that butt plug isn’t beginner friendly, so go slow
3/15Best Sex Toy Advent Calendar for Couples
Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024
- Worth: £457.75.
- Number of doors: 24.
- Top gift: Womanizer Liberty 2 Travel Clitoral Suction Stimulator (£89.99).
What’s inside? We’re going to state the obvious for those still on the fence: sex toy advent calendars are a great way to explore what you and your partner like — you know, aside from each other.
Lovehoney’s two-person hamper usually makes its way onto the GLAMOUR podium, and this year is no exception, due to the fact it houses a dozen (mostly) full-sized sex toys.
But the gift that had our sexual wellness writer (carol) singing its praises: The Liberty 2 Clitoral Suction Stimulator that arrives in a travel-friendly case and uses what Womanizer likes to label as Pleasure Air Technology to get you off — essentially, a delicious combo of contactless massage and vibration.
Pros & ConsPros- Ridiculously good value for money — We-Vibe’s Sync Lite wearable vibrator and the Womanizer Liberty 2 are worth £168 on their own
- Those under-mattress restraints are extendable and unisex, so we insist you share
Cons- That orgasm gel is a little too waxy for our liking
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4/15Best Premium Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Amorana Deluxe 24 Days Advent Calendar
- Worth: £1,129.99.
- Number of doors: 24.
- Top gift: Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Suction Stimulator (£169.99).
What’s inside? Amorana is Lovehoney’s answer to a premium advent calendar, and we can confirm this is exactly that considering the haul would usually set you back £1.2k.
Hiding behind those 24 doors is a selection of beginner-friendly BDSM, five bottles of lube, and 11 full-sized pulses. Among them is We-Vibe’s Sync Lite, priced at £79.99. Designed to sit inside the vagina during penetrative play, the C-spot vibrator simultaneously sends sweet sensations to your G-spot and up your partner’s penis, helping you master missionary once and for all.
But the real shining star? The Womanizer Premium Clitoral Suction Stimulator. Fitted with 12 pleasure-inducing settings — everything from mild to wild — and an Autopilot mode that will surprise you with varying speeds and patterns, it's not a total surprise to us that it's racked up more than 330 five-star reviews to date.
Pros & ConsPros- Covers all the key toy types — finger vibrator, cock ring, clit vibrator, clit sucker…
- Experiment with exploring sensory play, bondage, and massage with your permanent plus-one
Cons- That Tetrus-style packaging is a little haphazard
Here's a quick refresher on our favourite sex toy advent calendars in 2023:
- 6/15
Lovehoney Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Singles.
- Price: £90.
- Number of doors: 12.
What's inside? This sex toy advent calendar is centered around (yep, you guessed it) the Rose vibrator for women, which is worth £54.99 alone and uses Pleasure Air Technology to deliver the ultimate contactless orgasmic sensation. There are 10 suction functions, four speeds and six patterns to personalise your play, and it's crafted from velvety-soft silicone which is safe even for sensitive skin.
Elsewhere, you'll be treated to a G-spot dildo, G-spot vibrator, butt plug, bullet vibrator and many other surprises behind each of the twelve doors.
- 7/15
Satisfyer Premium Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Luxury.
- Price: £167.95.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? Featuring 24 exciting surprises that will sweeten your holiday season, Satisfyer – the brains behind the Satisfyer Pro 2, Cutie Heart and Dual Crush – have dropped two countdown gift sets that feature clitoral vibrators, BDSM gadgets and many other goodies this Christmas. This version is the more expensive of the two, featuring £1,000 worth of product for less than £200 – and it feels a lot more luxurious than other options on the market, hence our selection. It's perfect for anyone who wants to recognise self-love at its finest.
- 8/15
Satisfyer Deluxe Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Value.
- Price: £99.95.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? This is the second Satisfyer advent calendar of 2023, featuring £600 worth of products for less than £100. Your wellness routine will be elevated by lubricant, beads, a massage candle, a paddle, a clit vibrator, a g-spot vibrator and a butt plug.
- 9/15
Bondara 24 Days of Play LGBTQ+ Couple's Sex Toy Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: LGBTQAI+ couples.
- Price: £139.99.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? We love that Bondara have released a sex toy advent calendar which is tailored to LBBTQ+ couples – and especially one which features 24 different sex toys and bedroom essentials. A calendar so inclusive just had to feature in our sex toy advent calendar edit. You can save over 45%, since the contents of this calendar total more than £250 when sold separately, and expect lubes, buzzy bullet vibrators, bondage toys and more.
- 10/15
Bondara 12 Days of Kink Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Bondage.
- Price: £79.99.
- Number of doors: 12.
What's inside? Vibrators take a back seat in this sex toy advent calendar, which spotlights 12 bondage essentials including lube, bed restraints, a paddle, a feather and a butt plug. It's a bit different to the other sex toy advent calendars in this edit, and is perfect for those who have a lot of toys already, and might be a little more experienced.
- 11/15
Bondara 24 Days of Play Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Couples.
- Price: £139.99.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? 24 days of sex toys, bondage and pleasure essentials which have been chosen with couples in mind. We really rated how good value this sex toy advent calendar is: you save 49% on the retail price of these products (they'd cost more than £270 if you purchased them all separately). We also loved that the team at Bondara have considered ~all~ parts of your date night, including accessories like body paint and sex toy cleaner for after the fun is over. Hygeine first. Other highlights include massage oil, a Silicone Delight Rabbit Vibrator and a wand vibrator.
- 12/15
12 Nights of Exhilaration Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Couples.
- Price: £200.
- Number of doors: 12.
What's inside? You'll find 7 different sex toys, 3 accessories, a lotion and an oil to enjoy in this sex to advent calendar. The star of the show is the bestselling Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, which targets your G-spot and clitoris with powerful vibrations – but there's also a calendar exclusive to look forward to. That is: the brand's new Flexi Vibrator. Not yet available on-site, it's a vibrator which allows you to customise your play through countless, sensual settings. Elsewhere, find sex dice, orgasm gel, a metal butt plug, buckle cuffs, lube and a massage wand.
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- 13/15
Bondara 12 Days For Her Sex Toy Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Millenial women.
- Price: £79.99.
- Number of doors: 12.
What's inside? 12 wellness-boosting sex toys and gifts are found within this advent calendar for women, which is worth over £130. We loved the Christmas theme to a handful of the toys – it made things a little different – and appreciated the inclusion of a high-quality sex toy becoming the star of the show. Read: a rabbit vibrator worth £36.99. It was also nice to see sex toy cleaner, and out-of-the-ordinary treats like nipple suckers included in this calendar.
- 14/15
The Naughty and Nice Advent Calendar 2023 — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Entirely new products.
- Price: £104.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? 24 exciting surprises, 18 of which are completely new in comparison to 2022, for him, her and couples. There are five skincare products, eight wellness products, sex toys and a selection of soft bondage products if you want to be a bit more experimental. What's more, this sex toy advent calendar is on sale right now, so you can bag it for a bit of a discount.
- 15/15
EIS Deluxe Erotic Advent Calendar — SOLD OUT
- Best for: Amazon Prime members.
- Price: £66.
- Number of doors: 24.
What's inside? If you're after speedy delivery, the best sex toy advent calendar on Amazon is this one, ideal for women, men and couples. It features 24 pleasurable surprises, including two (!) Satisfyer vibrators – and some sexy lingerie – which make it perfect for both beginners and those who are more experienced.
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